A Citrus-y Haiku:

It takes twenty three

Bushels of ruby grapefruits

To dye my mustache!

Voting is open for the Plush Team’s Vegas Challenge. Head on over and vote yourself silly!

This month’s Plush Team Challenge is to create something inspired by Las Vegas. So naturally, I thought of lobster. It’s pretty obvious I’ve never been Las Vegas.

I thought to myself, people eat lobster in fancy restaurants in Las Vegas, don’t they? So, just to be sure, I googled it and found this disturbing phenomenon. The Lobster Zone.

I in no way condone this practice. It seems a bit gross and a bit cold to me. But I’m no vegetarian, and neither is this Crustacean Critter. Thems the breaks.

I present to you, the Lobster Eating Lobster! Love it or hate it, you can snatch it up while it lasts in the Plush Team shop.

A Cannibalistic Haiku:

My friendships are few.

But when I feel lonely, I

Just fill up my plate!

Here’s another new monster who will be up in my shop soon.

In other news, you can check me out here and here. Word is spreading!

Did I mention that Romeo DanceCheetah has been crowned the air guitar champion of the United States of America? That’s right folks, the costume I worked so hard on all those years ago is heading to Finland in a few weeks. We wish the costume and the champ luck. USA! USA!

Photo via Brooklyn Vegan

Every once in a while I see a firefly flitting about this city. Chicago is not amenable to the intricate mating ritual these bugs enjoy. There’s simply not enough grass. But now, thanks to the miracle of plush, Chicago never has to suffer from a lightning bug shortage again.

Pick yours up today!

An Intermittent Haiku:

I’m sending signals,

And batting my wings at you.

I think I’m in love.