That’s the sound that this cosmonaut makes when it’s floating through the water!

That’s right, this pirate of the cosmosphere is also an ocean dweller.

Its glowing orange eyes let it see into the darkest depths of the ocean!

An Appetizingly Aerodynamic Haiku:

I drift all day long

Through tepid ocean currents.

Then something eats me!

I love this long and curly tail. Such a whippersnapper!

Do you suddenly feel like you can’t live another day without this cuddly new friend? No problem! It can be forever yours if you click here!

Cheer up! With a little help from this guy.

Introducing the Better-than-a-Boyfriend Bot!

He’s always there . . . because he can’t move.

Here’s his control panel – all of his dials and buttons to be pushed and programmed!

The Robotic Haiku:

Manipulate me!

I will never run away.

I rather like it.

So much love! I made this piece special for a dear friend of mine who’s been down on her romantic luck. Then I wrote the wrong address on the box, and shipped this guy out to wander around NYC for a few weeks. Then I found him back on my dining room table! Then I wrote the correct address on the box, and now he has a cozy spot all his own in the Big Apple.

See? A little love goes along way. There’s never a bad reason to send someone you love something special to let them know!

Hello!

Behold the ungulate!

(that means hoofed animal. Who knew?)

I know. This one’s weird. It looks like it’s going down the hill of a very steep roller coaster. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right?

But it’s kinda Halloweeny, and very soft and squeezable.

The Crazy Bovine Haiku:

I just say no to

Cattle prodding, but always

Yes to cattle hugs!

The Grand Marnier – of ancient royal descent!

He’s been motorcaded to Oregon as a special birthday surprise for my big sister.

That’s his fuzzy belly, but it kinda looks like he’s vomiting fur.  Awesome!

Some might ask – why the Grand Marnier?

You don’t see the resemblance? I do!

Here’s the back:

A Royal Haiku:

A smooth burnt orange

delicately drizzled on

tasty crepes suzette!

So there’s one of my top secret new projects. There’s another that should surface sometime tomorrow (Fingers crossed for the United States Postal System). I’d like to remind you all that Holiday season will soon be upon us – don’t be the last one without goodies for your loved ones! Send me an email at PterodactylPantsPlush@gmail.com, and I will cook you up some amazing, unique, and completely custom new plush! If you can think it up – I can make it plush!

Here are the full-body shots of the creepy Mummy Maggot.

All of the wrappings are completely secure, but they look like they could just unravel at any moment, don’t they?

Those eyes! They pierce the soul!

Happy Halloween, everyone!