PterodactylPants

Soo….when you make a maggot that is big and round in the middle, and little on the ends, you run into one main problem:

Its legs don’t touch the ground! I guess we can overlook that one impracticality, when you consider that real maggots don’t have legs at all.

But what a looker, eh? Taha looooooooves this snuggle-monster!

(Actually it looks like the maggot is going to swallow him up!)

An Oddly-Rotund-Maggot-with-Tiny-Feet Haiku:

I try to eat you!

But I am waylaid by my

incongruousness.