PterodactylPants

Cheer up! With a little help from this guy.

Introducing the Better-than-a-Boyfriend Bot!

He’s always there . . . because he can’t move.

Here’s his control panel – all of his dials and buttons to be pushed and programmed!

The Robotic Haiku:

Manipulate me!

I will never run away.

I rather like it.

So much love! I made this piece special for a dear friend of mine who’s been down on her romantic luck. Then I wrote the wrong address on the box, and shipped this guy out to wander around NYC for a few weeks. Then I found him back on my dining room table! Then I wrote the correct address on the box, and now he has a cozy spot all his own in the Big Apple.

See? A little love goes along way. There’s never a bad reason to send someone you love something special to let them know!