Yes! It’s back! Welcome to the Second Monthly PterodactylPants Haiku Contest!
Meet the Salubrious Slug:
sa * lu * bri * ous – favorable to or promoting health; healthful:
Excuse the vocabulary word – I’m studying for the GRE and I love the way this one sounds.
Does this slug promote health and well-being? Sure does! Through hugs . . . and love!
The tongue on this slug is quite formidable! It’s almost the same size as the rest of its body!
Here’s the polka-dotted, slimy slug-belly.
You know the deal –
Want to win this very awesome and never before seen plush? Well, it’s easy! I think up a haiku to accompany each piece I create. All you need to do is think up the haiku that best fits this new creature, and post it as a comment. You’ve got until next Wednesday night, November 12th, 7 pm to get your entries in – when the winner will be randomly chosen and posted that very evening!
Before you break out in a nervous sweat – let me assure you that haiku writing is easy and fun! Just think up a quick 3 lines made up of 5, 7, and 5 syllables (in that order).
Here’s a quick example of one of mine from a previous post:
A Predatorial Haiku:
My tummy rumbles.
You won’t hear me sneaking up
On my tippy toes.
See? It’s just that easy and fun! And the winner will win this very magical plush creature that they have so deftly haiku-ed. So get those haikus in – submit as many as you’d like! A mere three lines stand between you and a life-long plush companion, or a fantastic (and free) holiday gift for someone you love. Tell your friends! Anyone can win! And stay tuned for more contests to come – I’m hoping to be able to hold them on the 5th of every month from here on out.
Yay! Now get crackin’!
PterodactylPants 
Blue slime, dark green heart
Tongue as big as all get out
Sad eyes far apart.
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Squish, squash, here I come!
My trail is silvery blue
Scooching along, BYE!!
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Squeeze me and I’ll lick
your face. Healthy, slimey love.
But I’m not a dog.
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Primordial ooze
exhibits glossoptosis
leafy vegs, beware!
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This week, no Haikus.
I’m still salty from last week.
Random drawing suck!
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A dirt colored brown
My body’s so slippery,
Be careful, don’t drop!
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Oops, I messed up the haiku I posted on Nov. 7th at 6:40 AM. Here it is corrected:
Keep the salt away!
You wouldn’t want to hurt me
I am your best friend!!!
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Run, jump, zip around
spin, dash skip, twirl.Fantasize
As I slowly slide.
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My tummy rumbles
For clovers, mushroomns,and grass.
Please feed me, I’m yours!
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My pliant skin yields
to your squeeze. Please excuse my
prodigal slime trail.
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I’ll leave you something
as a constant reminder…
a long slimy trail.
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I entertain you
like my famous relative
Adelina Shlime
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Wet trail, cold brown leaf
Winter’s breath on bare brown limbs
Slowly slowly slide
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XCbQSv Thanks for good post
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