Welcome to the February PterodactylPants Haiku contest!
Meet the Pugilist:
He’s a Prize Fighter, and a real sweetheart.
Want to win this very awesome and never before seen plush? Well, it’s easy! I think up a haiku to accompany each piece I create. All you need to do is think up the haiku that best fits this new creature, and post it as a comment. You’ve got until next Thursday night, February 12th, 7 pm to get your entries in – when the winner will be randomly chosen and posted that very evening!
Before you break out in a nervous sweat – let me assure you that haiku writing is easy and fun! Just think up a quick 3 lines made up of 5, 7, and 5 syllables (in that order).
Here’s a quick example of one of mine from a previous post:
A Predatorial Haiku:
My tummy rumbles.
You won’t hear me sneaking up
On my tippy toes.
See? It’s just that easy and fun! And the winner will win this very magical plush creature that they have so deftly haiku-ed. So get those haikus in – submit as many as you’d like! A mere three lines stand between you and a life-long plush companion, or a fantastic (and free) gift for someone you love. Tell your friends! Anyone can win! And stay tuned for more contests to come – I hold them on the 5th of every month!
Yay! Now get crackin’!
Your punch to the face
Feels not like a black eye, but
Like a sweet caress
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I knit some knee socks
And put them over my fists.
Then I socked you one.
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I’m green and I’m square.
Piercing blue eyes, how they stare.
Big fists, got a pair.
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In calculus class
Quadratic Equations fit
On my fingertips.
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If you can’t find me,
I am stealthily hidden
Among your houseplants.
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breath taking blue eyes
big strong arms to lift a car
i wish you were mine
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My fists resemble
the Hulk’s. My eyebrows are much
like Eugene Levy’s
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I want to knock you
Out. But alas my fists are
made of fuzzy fleece.
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I snub galoshes.
When the puddles get muddy
I walk on my hands!
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Great site, Good info
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