Needs some haikus!
Welcome to July’s PterodactylPants Haiku Contest.
This little piggy is another ungulate, an omnivore, and has a tendency toward gluttony.
This fuzzy pink critter was born from a sketch I did a few days ago. It was originally a wild boar, as you can see.
It wasn’t until just this moment that I realize what a sensitive time it is in the world to try to give away plush swine online. Hmmm . . . This one come 100% flu-free, I swear!
Pigs are cute and I appreciate their commitment to hedonism. Now this little piggy can be yours!
Here’s the deal:
Want to win this very awesome and never before seen plush? Well, it’s easy! I think up a haiku to accompany each piece I create. All you need to do is think up the haiku that best fits this new creature, and post it as a comment. You’ve got until next Sunday night, July 12th, 7 pm to get your entries in – when the winner will be randomly chosen and posted that very evening!
Before you break out in a nervous sweat – let me assure you that haiku writing is easy and fun! Just think up a quick 3 lines made up of 5, 7, and 5 syllables (in that order).
Here’s a quick example of one of mine from a previous post:
A Predatorial Haiku:
My tummy rumbles.
You won’t hear me sneaking up
On my tippy toes.
See? It’s just that easy and fun! And the winner will win this very magical plush creature that they have so deftly haiku-ed. So get those haikus in – submit as many as you’d like! A mere three lines stand between you and a life-long plush companion, or a fantastic (and free) gift for someone you love. Tell your friends! Anyone can win! And stay tuned for more contests to come – I hold them on the 5th of every month!
Yay! Now get crackin’!
PterodactylPants 
Once, by accident
I ate a plate of chitlins.
I puked my guts out!
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Pink fuzzy and clean
Dreaming of afternoon naps
In my mud puddle
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I have no disease
To spread to you except for
My sincere sweet love
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Wiggling in the mud
And wallowing in squalor
Makes me so happy!
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Porky, Piglet, Babe,
Olivia, Wilbur, “moi”:
Pig Protagonists!
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Some believers won’t
Nibble on my chops and rinds,
And others won’t stop!
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Pink swine snout so red
Got lost under the covers
No silk purse made here
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Cuddly pink porkie
To market piggy must go
Plush market not meat
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Pigs are smart they say
Rooting about with purpose
Content with their world
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Porcine ungulate
reluctant to exercise
a sty kinda guy.
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I wouldn’t ever
Turn my nose up at you – I’m,
Snouty, not snooty!
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Piggly Wiggly Pink
I roll in the mud, but I
never stink, oink, oink
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puglette and piglet,
what jolly friends we will be.
pick me! oh, pick me!
;o)
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Porkopolis, a
Lovely sounding place, oh yes
Don’t mind if I do
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A twirly curl tail,
Tickle me pink, Tee Hee Hee
I really don’t mind!
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Piggy Wiggy Pie!
Sometimes I live in a sty.
Roly Poly Mud!
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