Well, here’s the thing. I have this Olympic Challenge coming up, and I’ve been doing some brainstorming. I think Olympics . . . Vancouver . . . Canada . . . snow . . . moose!
So I’ve been experimenting with some antlers. What do you think? This is not my final design, but it seemed like to Order of the Lumberjack could use a new member. Meet the grizzly’s estranged cousin, Nelson Chestnut Moose, VII. He’s the baby of seven proud generations of antlered Lumberjacks.
An Eco Friendly Haiku:
Deforestation
Makes my antlers droop like
Wilting peonies.