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This little monster looks sweet, right?
Sweet being the operative word – this toothy grin is hiding a rich, sugary secret.

Years of over-indulgence has led to . . .

Removable teeth!

These fleecy dentures are far superior to George Washington’s wooden set of fake chompers! (*Yes, I know they weren’t really made of wood.*)

A Toothy Haiku:

I lost all my teeth,

Threw out my toothbrush, and got

A washing machine!