This little monster looks sweet, right?
Sweet being the operative word – this toothy grin is hiding a rich, sugary secret.
Years of over-indulgence has led to . . .
These fleecy dentures are far superior to George Washington’s wooden set of fake chompers! (*Yes, I know they weren’t really made of wood.*)
A Toothy Haiku:
I lost all my teeth,
Threw out my toothbrush, and got
A washing machine!