PterodactylPants

There have been many famous munchers throughout history.

Back in the 80’s and 90’s we had this guy:

And this guy’s been around since 1900:

And today I introduce this guy:

He’s made of luscious wool (a birthday present from my wonderful friends)

in sophisticated green and gold plaids.

His fuzzy lips are actually secret storage pocket.

He’ll munch up all your valuables!

A Ravenous Haiku:

Keep an eye on me.

I’m prone to petty theft and

awkward ransom notes.