PterodactylPants

Clowns are horrible. They scare us all. And yet, they are everywhere . . . making small children cry, luring them into sewers with subterranean balloons and then chewing their faces off with their fangs. (Thank, you Stephen King. I was way too young when I saw that movie!)

So, in honor of the Plush Team’s current circus-y challenge, I made this little sad clown:

A Ring-Side Haiku:

I offered flowers

And bright balloon animals,

But they ran, screaming.