Just in Time!

You know what day it is? Haiku Contest Day! Yessssss! Meet the newest PterodactylPants creature: You need to really concentrate on this one to see the true essence. It’s a chromosom-o-naut! (I know – it looks nothing like a chromosome.) It’s two cosmonauts fused together at the head. Look at those three crazed eyeballs! You … More Just in Time!

Drumroll . . .

And the winner is Vadim! (Although I know that is not your real name) With this slimy haiku: Squeeze me and I’ll lick your face. Healthy, slimy love. But I’m not a dog! Thanks to everyone who wrote such amazing haikus! (That means you: Jeannie, SMS, Vadim, Tom, Morgen, Adam, and Sarah!) If you entered … More Drumroll . . .

Windy Crafting

I have been accepted into the Depart-Ment Holiday Show! holiday show hours friday, december 5: 7-11p opening saturday + sunday, december 6 + 7: 11a-5p at AV-aerie 2000 w. fulton (at damen), suite 310 (3rd floor), chicago If you find yourself in Chicago that weekend and shopping for holiday goodies, come on out and buy … More Windy Crafting

The Salubrious Slug

Yes! It’s back! Welcome to the Second Monthly PterodactylPants Haiku Contest! Meet the Salubrious Slug: sa * lu * bri * ous – favorable to or promoting health; healthful: Excuse the vocabulary word – I’m studying for the GRE and I love the way this one sounds. Does this slug promote health and well-being? Sure … More The Salubrious Slug

Angel Spawn

What is the only creature that, even in its larval state, can stand up to the evil powers of the Demon Spawn? The Angel Spawn, of course!! The angel spawn is very large, with long cloudy-white feet that make it very difficult to photograph in my little light-box. The eyes are made of light particles … More Angel Spawn

The Haiku Haiku

Hello, plush loving friends! I have been overjoyed at the entries you guys have submitted to the haiku contest – they have made me smile every day for the past week! Thank you to Judy K, Dasi, Kristen, Amon, Sarah, Morgen, Austin, Jeannie, Tom, Luke, Gustav, and many others whose names, I’m fairly sure, have … More The Haiku Haiku

Making History

There’s some big news a-brewing at the PterodactylPants headquarters – The monthly PterodactylPants Haiku contest! Just when you thought this beacon of craftiness couldn’t get any better! Meet my newest: The Blue Barnacle Avast, Matey! And the back: And a close-up of the barnacles! These took me a week to finish, seriously. So, here’s the … More Making History