Feeling Nutty

I know it’s a bit out of season, but I felt this design calling to me. This little nut is about 2 inches tall With an embroidered cross-hatch cap. A Oaky Haiku: Lock up your squirrels, Put your blue jays in cages. I’m coming over!


This little monster looks sweet, right? Sweet being the operative word – this toothy grin is hiding a rich, sugary secret. Years of over-indulgence has led to . . . Removable teeth! These fleecy dentures are far superior to George Washington’s wooden set of fake chompers! (*Yes, I know they weren’t really made of wood.*) … More Chompers