This one does love her veggies. A rabbit, a bunny, whatever you feel like. A hare, perhaps? A jackelope? Here’s the fuzzy-bottom! In a killer shade of purple. Complete with the signature heart. A Fuzzy Rabbit Haiku: Once, at the circus You sat on my funnel cake, But I forgive you.
Gosh. What a face. Think of it as the apple is half-full. Here’s a closer look at the stem. This piece is just delicious! A Worm-in-an-Apple Haiku: You can be my friend, But you can’t come for dinner. You may eat my house. Special piece designed for and inspired by a special person! This one … More There’s a WHAT in my Apple!?!
A close relative of the Common Domestic Maggot, this more rare, more dangerous species was only recently discovered. Part walrus, part worm, 100% fascinating! A Walrus Maggot Haiku: When you’re not looking I’ll sneak into your shower, And nibble the soap. This little critter is much smaller than the other maggot – at about 5 … More The Walrus Maggot
True! Here is the latest creepy-crawly. It looks innocent enough – but wait! It’s a maggot! Ewww!!! Here’s the belly: Here we are digesting after a long afternoon of pillaging the vegetable drawer! A Maggot-infested Haiku: You want to vomit And yet you want to hug me! Very confusing. I made this piece for a … More Gross . . . and adorable?
What the….?!? Could it be? Yes! More planks and nails! I know. You’re saying, “Jeez, Jessie. Move on!” But how can you look at this face and not want more more more? I just love this material. It gives my creatures such Charisma. That’s right. Charisma with a capital C! Plank and Nail Haiku: So … More Planks . . . and Nails?
Daaaa…..dum. Daaa…..dum. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! It’s a giant Googly-Eyed Monster! Doesn’t it look like he’s trampling tall buildings? He’s extra-dangerous, too, because he has such horrible depth perception. (It’s the googly-thing.) Here he is lounging on the couch after a long day of squashing things. Side view, for the full Googly-Eyed effect. A Googly-Eyed Haiku: Oh my! … More Lock Your Doors!
The Goat. Another commissioned piece. I didn’t know how fun goat making would be! Yes, he’s slightly stout. I mean, he’s HUGE! His legs barely reach the floor, his belly is so rotund. The signature butt-heart. A Pudgy Goat Haiku: If I were a duck I would waddle to your house. We would eat pancakes. … More Two Horns, A Beard, and a Heart!
The Green Elephant. A Green Elephant Haiku: I don’t like peanuts. If you feed me too many I’ll expectorate! Brush up on your elephant history by acquainting yourself with Jumbo the Elephant. Ever wonder where that word came from? It’s a stirring tale. This piece is for my sister, at special request. I hope she … More Jumbo!
Three-Legged Monster An Imperfect Monster Haiku: My spindly legs shake, But I’m slightly clairvoyant. I can see for days. This one was tough. It was an exploration of form and function. The part that you can’t see are three pointed legs, stuffed, that act as the tripod to keep this monster standing upright. … More A Lesson Learned on Three Legs
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